Random Creativity http://www.mikecarpenter.net Inspired By Absolute Boredom Tue, 15 Nov 2011 02:38:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Santa’s Butt http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/santas-butt/ http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/santas-butt/#comments Tue, 15 Nov 2011 02:38:46 +0000 MikeC http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/santas-butt/ Mmmm. Santa’s Butt Winter Porter.

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]]> http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/dont-believe-this-sign/feed/ 0 My Twitter = imikec http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/my-twitter-imikec/ http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/my-twitter-imikec/#comments Sun, 13 Nov 2011 06:45:15 +0000 MikeC http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/my-twitter-imikec/ Follow me please! :)

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]]> http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/lapel-choke/feed/ 0 Hardcore Shaving Injury http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/hardcore-shaving-injury/ http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/hardcore-shaving-injury/#comments Fri, 11 Nov 2011 23:10:29 +0000 MikeC http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/hardcore-shaving-injury/ Hardcore shaving injury. You don’t want to tussle with me, people. I can take an immense amount of pain just like this. I’m the man of steel. Look out!

]]> http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/hardcore-shaving-injury/feed/ 0 Portal From Hell, Anyone? http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/portal-from-hell-anyone/ http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/portal-from-hell-anyone/#comments Fri, 11 Nov 2011 18:37:06 +0000 MikeC http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/portal-from-hell-anyone/ Well…11:11 on 11-11-11 came and went. If anyone hears about a portal from hell opening up please let me know. I bought a proton pack off of eBay and I’m trying to figure out how to charge it now. I wasn’t expecting it to look like a wooden box with a rope sticking out of it. Odd.

]]> http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/portal-from-hell-anyone/feed/ 0 Print Hmmmm Print Print Print Print Print…oh http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/print-hmmmm-print-print-print-print-print-oh/ http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/print-hmmmm-print-print-print-print-print-oh/#comments Fri, 11 Nov 2011 00:25:49 +0000 MikeC http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/print-hmmmm-print-print-print-print-print-oh/ Why must knuckleheads hit the print button over and over and over and over and over and over again if their first print job doesn’t get printed right away? WTH are they trying to do? Use gravity to squeeze the original document out the bottom of the print queue and into the printer by piling a bunch of heavy documents on top of it? Shesh. Printers are not new or difficult.

]]> http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/print-hmmmm-print-print-print-print-print-oh/feed/ 0 Buffalo Style & Garlic Parmesan Ice Cream http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/buffalo-style-garlic-parmesan-ice-cream/ http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/buffalo-style-garlic-parmesan-ice-cream/#comments Thu, 10 Nov 2011 00:24:50 +0000 MikeC http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/buffalo-style-garlic-parmesan-ice-cream/ Awesome! Scoop me up some in a big ole waffle cone right now, please. :)

]]> http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/buffalo-style-garlic-parmesan-ice-cream/feed/ 0 The Best Place To Start (IMHO) http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/the-best-place-to-start-imho/ http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/the-best-place-to-start-imho/#comments Wed, 09 Nov 2011 01:43:43 +0000 MikeC http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/the-best-place-to-start-imho/

]]> http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/the-best-place-to-start-imho/feed/ 0 Hello Cap’n! http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/hello-capn/ http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/hello-capn/#comments Tue, 08 Nov 2011 03:19:42 +0000 MikeC http://www.mikecarpenter.net/2011/11/hello-capn/ What’s a bring strong sailor like you doing in a place like my kitchen? Looking for a little company, perhaps? Let’s go somewhere and have a little fun. Hop in my bowl. :)

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