Hardcore shaving injury. You don’t want to tussle with me, people. I can take an immense amount of pain just like this. I’m the man of steel. Look out!

Well…11:11 on 11-11-11 came and went. If anyone hears about a portal from hell opening up please let me know. I bought a proton pack off of eBay and I’m trying to figure out how to charge it now. I wasn’t expecting it to look like a wooden box with a rope sticking out of it. Odd.
Why must knuckleheads hit the print button over and over and over and over and over and over again if their first print job doesn’t get printed right away? WTH are they trying to do? Use gravity to squeeze the original document out the bottom of the print queue and into the printer by piling a bunch of heavy documents on top of it? Shesh. Printers are not new or difficult.

What’s a bring strong sailor like you doing in a place like my kitchen? Looking for a little company, perhaps? Let’s go somewhere and have a little fun. Hop in my bowl.








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