Nov
14

Santa’s Butt

Mmmm. Santa’s Butt Winter Porter.

Nov
13

Don’t Believe This Sign!!!

I wet two pairs of pants and it just doesn’t work, dammit!!! Liar.

Nov
12

My Twitter = imikec

Follow me please! :)

Nov
11

Lapel Choke!

Come here. I want to try something on you. :)

Nov
11

Hardcore Shaving Injury

Hardcore shaving injury. You don’t want to tussle with me, people. I can take an immense amount of pain just like this. I’m the man of steel. Look out!

Nov
11

Portal From Hell, Anyone?

Well…11:11 on 11-11-11 came and went. If anyone hears about a portal from hell opening up please let me know. I bought a proton pack off of eBay and I’m trying to figure out how to charge it now. I wasn’t expecting it to look like a wooden box with a rope sticking out of it. Odd.

Nov
10

Print Hmmmm Print Print Print Print Print…oh

Why must knuckleheads hit the print button over and over and over and over and over and over again if their first print job doesn’t get printed right away? WTH are they trying to do? Use gravity to squeeze the original document out the bottom of the print queue and into the printer by piling a bunch of heavy documents on top of it? Shesh. Printers are not new or difficult.

Nov
09

Buffalo Style & Garlic Parmesan Ice Cream

Awesome! Scoop me up some in a big ole waffle cone right now, please. :)

Nov
08

The Best Place To Start (IMHO)

Nov
07

Hello Cap’n!

What’s a bring strong sailor like you doing in a place like my kitchen? Looking for a little company, perhaps? Let’s go somewhere and have a little fun. Hop in my bowl. :)